There is exactly one Chonk per chain, and it belongs to nobody. Anyone can feed it a snack; it gets heavier and it never, ever gets lighter. Leave it alone for six hours and it starts giving you a look. Every 25th feed in the world makes it burp — and the entire snack jar goes to whoever landed that feed.
Six things on the menu, one to fifty servings at a time. Every serving is 100 g of permanent chonk and 0.0002 of the chain's native token. You can staple a 60-character note to the wrapper.
The weight is global — your grams stack on top of every stranger's. The sprite genuinely re-draws fatter as the total crosses each rung of the chonk chart. Nobody can slim it back down.
Every 25th feed empties the whole snack jar into the feeder who landed it. Nothing is skimmed on the way. Winnings sit in your name until you claim them.
The contract has no owner, no admin key, no fee switch and no upgrade path. There is exactly one
function that moves money out of it — withdraw() — and it can only ever pay the person
calling it, out of burp winnings already credited to them.
No roadmap, no token, no utility. Feed it because the number goes up and the sprite gets rounder, and because on a long enough timeline somebody has to be holding the wrapper when it burps.
OPEN THE MACHINE 🍩